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Pixie is back with more trials than tribulations! Happy New Year everyone and I hope to read all about it in the coming months.

Well - where do I start? Perhaps with the gorgeous chocolates from Marks and Spencer - thats a good a starting point as any. Four very plump gorgeously wrapped confections, crinkly wrapping paper in shimmering tones of chocolate - to die for. And what were they really? Oh dear me only bloody bath salts wrapped up to look like sodding chocolate - I ask you! What happened to the square Lily of the Valley bath cubes that you used to get ? - you knew where you were then!

And thats not all - after unwrapping and plonking in a swirling bath of steamy hot water - what happened - nothing! I gently stepped in and had a look, maybe these were faulty - maybe they were chocolates after all? No no - what had M & S done - they had only double wrapped the sodding things with cling film - cling film ?? why???

So visualise please a naked Pixie trying to luxuriate in a hot steamy bath with bubbles and the aroma of chocolate - the reality is - a naked Pixie trying to open the bath cubes (balls) with her teeth thereby managing to eat some of the disgusting concoction and once these balls were free of their wrappings - what happened? - well I was engulfed in cow manure - brown - smelly - disgusting cow manure (I exaggerate slightly) but if that was supposed to be a chocolate smelling treat - well need I say more.

For all of you who have been following the tale of the Tattoo - the girl child had it done and it was the quietest she had been in her life. I will try and take a picture of it and post it but its still a tad scabby - it looks good though.

Mr Pixie was in the bad books for awhile (amazing that - seeing he is on the other side of the world) but he has redeemed himself.

I of course got the usual presents - the best ones being the ones I actually bought for myself.

So I think thats it for now - I have also developed an addiction for Deal or No Deal and that is very worrying (?)

Hope everyone is ok.

Pixie

What Ever Happened tp Arch Angel Gabriel?

Baby Pixie was staying over last night. This morning a treat was in store, at 7.45 precisely in walked the "Narrator" (holding a torch for effect) along with numerous small dolls that usually live in a dolls house and one of these wooden things that it supposed to teach you how to draw figures. Since the night before he had acquired a painted face of some description - I know not why.

Out comes the now wooden thing that teaches you to draw - he was the Inn Keeper (a bit previous actually), then in came Mary on a rocking chair and Joseph (who hopped as his foot was missing). All of a sudden and to much aplomb out from behind baby Pixie's back came......................................................................................................."the Robot sent from God"

I have never ever laughed so much in my life - talk about improvisation.

Now the Robot was telling Mary and Joseph with the one foot that they were about to have a baby - then he flew off (he was a Transformer actually).

From laughing hysterically laughter turned to tears as she started to sing Away in a Manger - aaaaaaaaaaah and with that I wish you all a very Merry Christmas, a most Happy New Year and I will be back in 2008.

Cheers Everyone, its been lovely getting to read a slice of everyones life.

Pixie

All I want for Christmas is a Tattoo????

Mmmmm girl child of Pixie feels left out - boy child has a tattoo - a whopping big Ant actually (after Prodigy) but I insist it looks more like a spider.

Pixie has three but the whys and where fors of that is another blog completely. Grandma Pixie is also devoid of any artwork on her body although I do threaten now and again that an Anchor would look cool.

The trouble is girl child has a low pain threshold and although she has been outside the Tattooist, she has never been in - so when drawing up my Christmas list I thought - what has she not got - and there you go - the answer was staring me in the face.

So I have designed one for her. I have been to the Tattooist discussed the plan paid a deposit and all I have to do is wait until 5.00 Friday 21st December.

Now this could go horribly wrong - I might end up having another tattoo - she might go for it but leap out of the chair half way through or she might end up with nothing in her stocking at all.

She knows that she is getting a surprise - she thinks she is getting false nails - she's in for a shock!

PS The tattoo that I have designed is a Thistle (little Pixie is Scottish) and it is to go on the base of her spine - I love it!!!!!!!